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When Reading Maximum Ride (Spoilers…DUH)

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Meet Max

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Meet Fang

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Meet Iggy

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Meet Nudge

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Meet The Gasman/Gazzy

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Meet Angel

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the Flock

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They have wings and can fly

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But were raised in a lab and their lives suck

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That pretty much sums up all 8 books

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Lets face it…..The series went down hill after 4

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Then…Dylan

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But Fax was good :)

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Even If the world…just…ended?

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Like….what just happened?

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Like….does anyone know?

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Oh well….We’ll always have Maximum Ride

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By that i mean books 1-3

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Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?” ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. “I have X-ray vision,” he said. He peered at ter Borcht’s chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. “Don’t write dat down,” he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.
“You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?”
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. “You mean, like, besides the WINGS?” She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. “Yes,” he said stiffly. “Besides de vings.”
“Hmm. Besides de vings.” Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. “Um…” Her face brightened. “I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
“Hardly a special talent,” ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. “Yeah? Let’s see YOU do it.”

“I vill now eat nine Snickers bars,” Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht’s voice, “visout bahfing.”
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. “Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
Ter Borcht tsked. “You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone’s shirt, yes? Following dem closely?”
“Only when I’m trying to steal their dessert”
…Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!” Gazzy barked.
James Patterson, Maximum Ride Series (via mylifeasmyself111897)